Thursday, July 8, 2010

"He kills people" ??? Impeach!!


Ok, ok, ok... I've had it with this mother f'er dumb ass that sits on the corner by my work. He is like in his 20's and sets up a card table with a sign that says "Impeach Obama". There is a poster with Obama sportin' a Hitler stash. It irritates the shit outta me. I went past him last time, stopped in the middle of the street and said "what the hell is this? Why are you doing this, it's mean", he said, "he's a mean man and he kills people". What? Kills people? I did not know this. I'm actually a little surprised. I wouldn't think that our president would kill people. I did not get a chance to find out exactly what he meant as I was in the middle of a busy road in my car and other cars were approaching but I'm curious as to what this asshole meant by that. And then, me, smart as I can possibly sound, say to him "that's mean". I love it when I have awesome comebacks like that one. My point is what does he mean by that and what reason is there for impeachment. Now we all know why we should have impeached Bush. If you don't, let me give you a couple of things. First there is the ever popular war crimes which include torture and totally unfounded attack on a non-threatening country (the latter may not be a crime but should be). Second, totally changing our constitution to his liking and allowing the whole phone tapping bullshit and trying to change the one man one woman marriage crap. If I want to marry my super sexy dachshund I should be allowed to as an American (he's not a good kisser though because his breath smells like cat shit...aka almond roccas). Not to mention the lack of regulation on loans, credit card charges and wall streets antics. I guess I just felt like that guy really hit a nerve. The dems don't do all that shit. Some stuff like a bumper sticker that said impeach cheney or a W with a circle and a slash but not all this crazy shit like hitler mustaches or monkeys or tea party protest with fucked up signs. My favorite is that joker face. Wtf? It's everywhere. These hillbillies are so angry that he got elected. They're blaming him for the oil spill, the latest mortgage crisis, the economy and the loss of the Superbowl to the Saints. I mean for Christ's sake is nothing the leftover fault of Bush? No, duh, it's obvious that "our Kenyan President" planned to fuck up the economy right before being elected. I need to rest my thoughts and not get so worked up. Never mind Abu Ghraib or the endless search for Bin Laden in a country he wasn't in or holy shit, almost forgot WMD's... Forget about his dumb ass words that he couldn't pronounce or choking on a pretzel, forget about the Penguin Dick Cheney who scared the shit out of everyone, I just need to be thankful for Barrack Obama and the fact that he is our President. He has gotten this health care thing going (long, long overdue), he's turned the stem cell research decision around which is really, really important, he passed some regulation on candidate fund-raising and credit card companies. He's also putting a lot of effort into "going green" and many more things that I won't list for fear of saying them wrong and being challenged by some ass that thinks he should be impeached (not that I have any readers that care enough to challenge me). I need to be thankful for these things and I need to be thankful that I have a job and a voice to use, I need to be thankful that I'm not so angry I have to sit on the street corner and preach lies to unsuspecting pedestrians. I am angry that we aren't tougher to the Republicans that tell lies and spread hate. I am angry that stupid words spill out of stupid mouths like Sarah Palin and Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh and people actually listen and believe what they say. But, I will just continue to express myself here, in this forum and occasionally on Twitter and not teach my children that hate and anger are the way we vote. We will prevail, we will win and the Republicans will never admit it but they know we are better and Jesus is going to be really pissed off when they try to get into heaven. Patience and maybe a little ass kicking. Maybe Obama should try to get angry and put a card table on the corner with Beck's hitler mustache taped to the street pole.


(this photo is not the actual poster I saw, very similar though...)

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