going for weekly... let's see how that goes/ oil leak too.

Hey everybody. I've decided that i'm going to write a little something every single week. I was going to go for everyday but thought that might be too much of a commitment and since i try to throw out my one liners on twitter and can't possibly do one a day (only 140 letters even), I figured I could not easily get here daily. So, once a week is all i'm willing to give. So, short and sweet mostly but I'm gonna try... by the way, that means I'm not going to be careful with my grammar anymore... that's right i'm not gonna give a shit if I get an "A" on punctuation for these weekly blah blah blahs...
Really irritated that this friggin' oil spill hasn't been taken care of. Whose paying for all this clean up? Why can we scan a God damn CVS card through the iphone but not plug a hole in a piece of machinery that makes a company billions of dollars and that are used all over the ocean. I mean how many oil rigs are there? Are you telling me that this kind of thing wasn't expected at some point? Earthquakes happen every day, the ground is shifting all the time. Hurricanes and Tsunami's actually take place. Anything could have happened to this thing at any point and they don't know how to plug the fucking hole. Jesus! No wonder, it's designed by men. Ironic since all they think about is... ok, don't wanna go there. My point is lets get this shit together people. Ridiculous. Look at the wildlife, the jobs, the people. Get it together and get this shit done BP! BOYCOTT ARCO by the way.
thanks for listening. until sometime next week... later

shut up haters!!!

I just want all the haters to realize... who... is... AWESOME!!! That's right bitches. Los Angeles Lakers are the team!!! The Celtics fans were not nice during the games but I gotta say, the Laker's fans after the game were down right despicable!! They embarrassed us. Their city, their team. Not cool. I have been watching all their games this season and Amy and I have been real die-hards. I have a couple of people at work that are like "f@#k the Lakers" or "Lakers suck" and it's so funny because I just laugh and think... "duh"... if they sucked, would they be the goddamn champions? No dumb-asses, they would not!!! Anyway, some people are mad at Kobe because he used to be a cocky jerk. I think they are jealous. He is obviously the best player in the NBA and I would say better than Michael Jordon and Magic Johnson. Maybe personal opinion or maybe just bias because this is the generation I'm watching basketball and when Jordon and Johnson played I didn't watch. Whatever, he's awesome and dominates the court in addition to assisting his team and letting them get some credit. I'm happy anyway, for the team, for LA and for my family because we've been cheering our team along. I'm a little bummed out because I have nothing to watch for the next few months but... guess what starts in August? SOCCER!!! I'm coaching Luke's team and this year we are U12 so it's a lot tougher. Looking forward to posting some great soccer shit. I expect to have a much easier and funner time with the AYSO parents!! Anyway, time to wash my dirty ass car. GO LAKERS!!!! Piss off haters!!

Gay McDonald's ad in France:

Here's the ad. I don't know whether to laugh or cry about this McDonald's ad in France. I'm so proud of McDonald's for doing this. I know it could never fly in America just yet. We still have a ways to go I think. I'm not about shoving my gayness in peoples faces and Big Macs have nothing to do with being a homo but everybody eats McDonald's and I guess that's what the message is, "come as you are"... isn't that a Nervana lyric? It's funny too. I've worked for this company for over 23 years and I've had sooo many homo bosses in that time, it's ridiculous. I mean a lot of gay people are employees of the corp. and franchises. We could have our own gay pride festival. Anyway, I am happy to see this and I get emotional about anything involving McD's and this is a very cool thing I think. But then, I get teary eyed at just about everything anyway so why should this be any different right? Well, it's here, it's queer, get used to it. Go France... I won't start calling them "freedom fries" any time soon.