catching up and not blaming Palin for crosshairs and spew

Well, I'm so sorry. I'm busy, lazy, drunk, tired, distracted and all of the other excuses I can't think of right this minute.

Miss me? I miss you... yes, I do. My daughter is doing well, she's en pointe for ballet which means she wears those special shoes and is learning to dance on her toes just like a real deal ballerina. That kid has talent... I'm not just braggin', she's got some real skill. Her teachers always tell Amy how good she is. She's helping to teach the little kids and is also learning guitar and doing well.

My son is also doing well, he's changed schools and is going to a smaller, magnet school with great teachers and a better music/art program. He needed to get away from the school he was in because there were too many kids and he was totally getting pushed aside. He was getting horrible grades and having a hard time. This is better for him. He started basketball and scored 3 times for his team (they lost by 1 point and in overtime even, the kid that scored the winning shot for the other team did it just as the buzzer went off and was on my soccer team last season... needless to say, my child and him never really got along...go figure).

This season in basketball, I AM NOT COACHING!!! Yeah for me! I was so lucky to see the "evil one" from my last basketball team and though I tried to avoid her... tonight she spotted me, said hi to my kid, gave him a hug (shiver and gag... shiver again... yuck), then said "Hi Angie" all smiley and fake and I returned the hello and turned my head to vomit all over my shoes. If you've ever read this blog, you'll know why I hate that crazy bitch... if you haven't... too much to get into. I'm glad I'm not coaching but it's sad that the reason is because of one really pushy bitch. I might not know basketball but I know coaching and I probably would have signed up but... maybe it's better for my boy that I didn't. His coach is wonderful and giving him a lot of praise, teaching him a lot. Should be good for him. I'm glad.

Now the real reason I am motivated to blog tonight... the "Arizona Massacre". This is a horrible, tragic episode in our history. I just get sick when these things happen. Such unnecessary killing of innocent people. I can only think of how this crazy fucking kid got this big plan to shoot this lady... what was his motivation? I read somewhere (how fox news of me..."somewhere", "they say"..."people say"... etc... you get the idea) that he asked her a question at a "rally" in 2007 and she either answered with something he disagreed with or didn't answer at all. Not sure if that's true or if he just targeted anyone in politics. I'm not good at research tonight. I might as well just say: I read it on the Internet. My point here is that no-one can really, truly know why this kid did this. Obviously he's not totally sane. Obviously he's not currently medicated properly as he needs to be, he's unstable, maybe schizophrenic, maybe just overly aggressive, maybe just pissed off. I worry, I know people (I'm related to people), that are a little unstable and paranoid. It worries me to think that the people close to me could go off at any given moment and hurt someone or themselves. I think we all know someone like that. I think that Sarah Palin probably might know someone like that or Bill O'reilly or Glenn Beck... do you think they realize that?

When Bill O'reilly tells his viewers/listeners that Dr. Tiller is a "baby killer" and "we" should do something about him is he just practicing free speech or is he inciting violence? Does he not realize that there are some people in our great country that might be paranoid or not properly medicated? Does he care? When Glenn Beck says that Obama is a racist and has Nazi rhetoric all over his show is that pushing the limits and evoking hate or is that just his right as a television personality. It's like the sports figures caught doing drugs or fighting dogs or cheating on their wives... is this behavior ok because it's their life? I suppose if it's private, that's different but if in the middle of the Olympics Michael Phelps took a bong toke, wouldn't we be upset because it was on t.v.? I kinda think it's the same deal with these talking heads... they need to be responsible for their actions just in case a lunatic might need a bit of reassurance that someone else might appreciate his or her literal interpretation of "don't retreat, reload" or a whole bunch of cross hairs on a map and a little prodding of "taking out" certain districts.

I don't think that this is Sarah Palin's fault or O'reilly or Beck's... I don't think it's anyone's "fault" but the shooters, however, I do think that these people that continue to antagonize and spew anger need to acknowledge that they are sending a very dangerous message. I would hate to see what might happen if the tables were turned and we all put cross hairs on Sarah Palin's house... oh wait... "we" are the stable ones and wouldn't do anything dangerous... just blog about it.

Fuck it... let's see what they can do.

Well shit hell fuck fire!! The crazy tea-party fuckers have somehow moved right into the government and might actually make some decisions for our country. Who would have thought? Now, I don't know all the numbers and details because quite honestly, I'm pretty buzzed right now but... we lost the house. We lost control of the House of Representatives and now, the Republicans get to sort of choose what passes and what doesn't. They get to have a little more power. Whatever, I'm over it. They can't fix it overnight either. I get that the American people are frustrated with the economy, unemployment and the fact that big business is paid for and profiting while we can't even bring home enough money for rent. I either pay the rent or keep the electricity on. Haven't gone grocery shopping in 6 months but I'm not blaming Obama. I'm not totally blaming George W. Bush either. I don't know exactly who's fault it is (maybe my own for not having a savings account to draw from). What I do know, as I've researched it... can't tell you at the moment but... Obama has done a lot of positive shit. Somewhere I have a link to a website that lists it out exactly... http://obamaachievements.org ok, there it is. Check that shit out bitches! (credit that link to @Shoq) The White House needs better marketing. Ol' calm, cool and collective President O just says "I'll work with the Republicans to come to an agreement." No fucker! Tell the American people what you've done!! Brag a little brother. I'll let you. I can't defend you all the time to the dumbshits that don't try to understand. No one is talking about how much f'n money the war has cost our country. Just to destroy someone else and their land. No one is talking about the fact that there was no regulation on Wall street and the housing crisis bullshit. Didn't this shit go down before Obama came to town? I don't fuckin' know. Let's see how well they do. Corrupt mother fuckers. Bring it on Bachman... let us see what you find with all your super expensive impeachment plans. He didn't get a blowjob from an intern... what now crazy bitch? Ooh, I'm sorry, lost it for a second.

Jerry Brown won, so did Gavin Newsom (he is a sexy bastard) and Barbara Boxer so California showed up! We lost on legalizing pot but that'll be there again in 2 yrs. so we'll try again. No gay marriage this time around... I'm glad, I need a break from anger for a minute or two.

Oh and shoot (really... shoot like fire, hunting and hang a stuffed head in your den), Sarah Palin is all about defending and endorsing tea bagger freaks and oh... so sad... none of the one's she spoke for won. I'm really sorry crazy Sarah. Good luck on Dancing with the Stars or the Surreal Life or... Celebrity Fit Club. You'll do great! I'll text in my vote for you.

Racist teabaggers and blood sucking ticks.

Finally, someone has declared the tea party to be racist, (i can't capitalize them, it hurts me). It's too bad that it took so long but damn it all to hell if these fools aren't blatant racist scumbags. I'm sure not all are racists, I do believe some of the Tea baggers are good 'ol America lovin' non-racists but I'm willing to bet, most of them are. If Obama wasn't black, there would still be a lot of anger but I doubt as much hatred. We did protest Bush but not as aggressive as these people are. And how bout that Sarah Palin monstrosity? She's awesome. She's running for President. Holy shit balls. I can't even imagine... I can't even imagine...(needed to be said twice).
The oil spill has been capped!! Hallelujah. Hopefully this will work. The financial reform bill is on it's way to the Pres' desk and the right want to repeal it, of course. Dick Cheney is a little closer to his meeting with the devil and Mel Gibson has once again proved he is a crazy friggin' loon.
I went camping and had a great time. The kids enjoy it, they don't have to pack a bunch of crap, unpack it 30 minutes later, pack it all up again 3 days later only to unpack it all 30 minutes after that. It's a vicious cycle. Is it worth it? Still trying to figure it out. Booze and a campfire are very enticing though. Oh shit, I almost forgot, I had a tick on me. Wtf? A tick! I plucked it off my skin because my girlfriend was too scared to get it. It was like biting my skin trying to stick his head in my flesh and suck all my blood out. I could have died. I didn't though. I got lucky. I was spared so that I could pack all that camping shit up only to unpack it 30 minutes later. Gotta love blood sucking ticks and dirt for 3 days.

Health Care Passed/teabaggers and Sarah Palin piss me off.

Yeah!! We did it, well someone did it, maybe not "us", but someone. Obama? Congress? Tea baggers? Somebody approved this health care and I couldn't be happier although I do want my country back... wait, I got it already. Shit, I forgot that I don't need to say that any more. I get confused. I'm supposed to be angry about something, I just can't remember all the time. Oh, I remember now... I'm pissed... somebody told me to fuck off on twitter the other day. It was mean and I don't even know why. Then, I looked at his tweets and he's told everyone to fuck off so it was cool. I wiped my tears.
So "kill the bill", that's what the Teabaggers are saying. They are just angry and butt hurt about it passing. (I could call them T.B.s but I truly, truly love the fact that they call themselves Teabaggers... jesus! That is awesome. AWESOME!...) So, they are all mad and crying about it. It is something that will actually help people. Wow, what a thought. Poor people will actually get some medical attention when it's needed. They might live a little longer to continue to suck the blood from the rich and let the government pay for their really fancy lifestyles and not work, just sit around pushing babies out. People with cancer and diabetes and children with asthma might get something to help them breathe all the polluted air that the big ass rich corporations are spewing into the air....someone might actually get their shit taken care of without going bankrupt or becoming homeless because they don't have insurance or the ridiculous overpriced insurance doesn't cover them. Holy shit, how dare our government help people! How dare Americans take care of our less fortunate citizens. I mean duh, it's their fault that they are poor right? They have the same opportunity as Glenn mother f$#@king Beck to be rich and have "truckloads". Don't those stupid white trash people know all they have to do is get themselves a talk show and talk massive shit and throw out lies and hate speech? They aren't trying hard enough. American dreams are built on lies and bullshit... just take advantage of our "free" country. Never mind that you don't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out of, never mind that you can't get a job because... THERE ARE NO FUCKING JOBS!!!... forget about going to the doctor... the teabaggers do not want to pay for your ass. Make a sign and stand on the steps of congress and spit at people who oppose you. It totally works. Spell stuff wrong too, that helps a lot...oh don't forget a picture of Obama with a little Hitler mustache. What the fuck? I'm all for free speech... obviously... BUT if your gonna speak, try to make some God damn sense. Especially if your going to speak super loudly and bring your children with you. The KKK did the same kinda shit these teabaggers do. It's unacceptable. Glenn Beck, Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh AND... Bill O'reilly. They are complete and utter hate mongers. They spew and get people all riled up and create panic and fear and false aggression. Why do they get this power? It's criminal if you ask me. They are like the Pope of the right. Catholics used to hang onto every word the Pope spoke and even the Catholics are starting to pay attention and be realistic...(I am a recovering Catholic so I get to say stuff like that...sorry Mom).
Now, let me just say a couple more things... Sarah mother fucking Palin... What the Fuck, who the hell, why, oh fucking, why do I even know this bitch's name? She is ridiculous. Who in the frig let her out of the depths of hell? She is a nightmare and a total hack. "Hopey changey thing" (imagine a really whiny dumb ass sounding voice I'm using right now...with a lisp...I always add a lisp when I use silly voices...no offense to lispers). She has a lot of balls coming out in the open air and breathing. She is like nails on a fucking chalkboard. She hurts me. Someone must stop her. She's another one with power that she just shouldn't ever have. It scares me. If there is anyone that shouldn't be allowed to speak... it's her. I'm not a wife beater or a girl hitter, (my wife would totally kick my ass... she can bruise me with a look... I'm not kidding... she is a tough bitch), but there are four women that I seriously would love to just SLAP across the face really, really hard for being an embarrassment to women everywhere. They are: Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachman, Elisabeth Hassleback and of course... basketball team mom. These bitches really piss me off and make us look bad. I mean, I have more respect for Paris Hilton than I do for these wrong women of the world. Even basketball mom is probably a democrat and if she voted for Obama then I'll cut her some slack and chalk it up to no insurance to buy her anti-psychotic meds. And, it's not that these gals are Republicans, it's that they are bitches. They act big but are just repeating what they've heard on FOX news. They think that they are protecting America and it's sad they way they have no compassion for regular 'ol folks that try to live their days out happy and not super rich. I can't express it at the moment due to the fact that I've been, once again, distracted by something on t.v... it's not FOX news though so that's a good thing... oh yeah, the bitches think that they can roll with the big boys and talk about how bad Obama is and how he's taking away our freedom... he's such a socialist... he wants the government to pay for everyone. I'm curious... are these women from rich families? Did their single mom work two jobs at any point? Did they ever have any kind of help with college tuition or any kind of health issues? I guess I'm asking if they have any excuses or reasons for hating our President other than because he's a Democrat... he's black too, don't forget that one. George W. Bush was not a smart man. I know that because I just do... Obama is a smart man... this too, I just know. We are lucky to live in this country and have the things we have. We are lucky that we get to choose a dumb President and then a smart one. We are lucky that we can blog about how annoying people are and how thankful we are for this freedom. I shouldn't complain, I should just keep smiling and working and spending a lot of money on gas, food and insurance coverage. I wish it was an option, to not get mad, it's not. I have to express myself, even if no-one reads it or cares, even if it's not on a talk show or a bullhorn on top of my car. I get to. I can. I'm an American and... so is Sarah fucking Palin (even if her husband did try to make Alaska separate from America).

Drill Baby Drill

O.K. let's take a little look at this. When, in a hundred years,historians look back on this campaign that McCain/Palin are running they are going to be appalled at the "Drill Baby, Drill" slogan. It's kind of funny to me. I'm not sure why it's ok to drill anywhere instead of looking for alternative energy sources. I know that it will take a while and in the meantime, we do need to drill for oil but should it be such an exciting and whoo-hoo kind of thing? I mean, YES! Let's friggin drill in Alaska and shoot shit from helicopters and not teach our children about birth control but forbid them to get an abortion and continue to teach abstinence... all right, I'm getting off track, sorry. But when the crowd is chanting "Drill Baby Drill" and Palin's saying "God gifted us with oil rich land" but the whole rest of the country is "going green", I'm confused. I know that the Republicans and the super Christians don't believe in global warming but I'm pretty sure Al Gore and a whole shitload of scientists haven't been dedicating their lives to a fake fear tactic. Seriously, doesn't it make sense that we might have a little tiny bit of something to do with the polar caps melting and the increase in gnarly hurricanes and the massive increase in CO2 in the air in the last 50 years? Not to say that everything is global warming attacking us but come fucking on, to say that it has nothing to do with man is sad, pathetic and scary (not just for any average person but for a politician that is potentially one heart attack away from the Presidency...). That's just not ok with me that they have nothing else to use to draw votes than what a terrorist the other guy is or how the answer to our problems are drilling for oil. I mean if your going to run the country you have to know a couple of things one of which would be, your job description. Sarah Palin might be the all-american woman for some but for me she's just a little bit scary. Any one who wants to say that Obama doesn't have enough experience to run the country sure as shit better not say that Palin does. And, yes, she's wanting to be the Vice, however, she still needs to know the First Amendment Rights and she should probably know that when a third grader asks her what she's going to do if they win, she can't respond with..."I'm going to help change the laws in Washington"...she doesn't actually do that. She's only the tie-breaker if they need one. I don't know a lot but I do know that. I don't totally fault her for her lack of knowledge, I don't want to sound like Rush Limbaugh talking about Hilary Clinton but I do worry, I do fear for our safety when I hear her propaganda. I'm all for free speech but she's a little bit of a loon-bag. And to say that she's worried about First Amendment Rights because the mainstream media uses her words against her makes not one bit of sense. She might have said that on accident. She's in 5 different states on a daily basis giving friggen speeches, the media occasionally cover that type of stuff...I just don't know about this choice. I know she's a woman and she's from Alaska and that's reason enough I suppose. 3 more days, 3 more days and none of this will matter because she won't be giving anti-Obama speeches. Talk about un-patriotic, bashing the opposing side is a classic move when nothing else is working. And, don't even get me going on "Joe the Plumber", that is a new post I will save for tomorrow. I just think that now is the time to really look at who is potentially representing us and when Sarah Palin talks about how she and McCain are Mavericks and how they are going in to Washington and shake things up I can't help but think it's all a sick joke. I am embarresed for the Republicans right now. 4 years ago, I was embarrased for the Democrats. Their choice of slow talking, horse face ugly-ass Kerry was not a great idea (no offense Kerry). Now though, we've got a guy running a smart campaign, not using the usually ridiculous tactics that involve fact changing, bullshit lies. He just speaks the truth when he talks about McCain and the truth is scary enough. He seems to have stayed away from attacking Palin though, smart but probably really hard not to. I especially feel sorry for old man McCain. That poor bastard, he's just doin' whatever he can in these last few days. I appreciate this race, I can appreciate why some people are voting Republican (I wish they wouldn't), I even appreciate Sarah Palin. She's doing the best she can I suppose. Oh shit, I almost forgot, what about her husband being a registered secessionist and not wanting Alaska to be a part of America? What the hell?? Patriotism at it's absolute worst!! Good God, why hasn't the Democratic Party mentioned this?
Anyway, good luck Republicans. I hope you rot in hell... just kidding. 3 more days... 3 more days, say your prayers...pray that this time Americans make the right choice and we can work on paying off the loans from China and Iraq (who actually have more money than we do and we still are spending our money there), pray for the moose that Sarah Palin will be shooting when huntin' season rolls back around. And thank the good Lord for making Alaska oil rich so we can "Drill Baby Drill"...