Here we go again... Yes on 8 a-holes!!!

I swear to green grass and gravy... those mother lovin' sons a bitches! So today, I'm driving along, on my way to work at about 7:30 this morning, happy and ready for a great day, when I get a total dick trying to ruin my morning. Here's how it went: driving along, feeling groovy, when this car pulls up next to me and he has his passenger side window down. It's early in the morning and still cold so I thought maybe he needed to tell me something. I thought maybe he was being a good citizen and informing me of something I needed to know about my vehicle, flat tire or my dress hanging out of the door, you know, something nice. (Oh, by the way, I'd rather drive naked in a convertible without doors than wear a dress... just recalling a lady with her dress hanging out the door once and decided to use that... I'm not a dress wearing kinda chick...). So, I glance over and see him with his window down and think what the heck is this guy doing. I go back to my driving and he drives a little past me, window still down. I start to slow, as I am about to turn into my work when that mother fucker holds a giant plastic "Yes on 8" sign to me. WTF!! I was shocked! How dare that son of a bitch try to ruin my day by showing me his stupid, God damn sign! He was like "Ha ha, I voted yes on 8 gay person". I mean, so fucking what, ya dumb ass. When would anyone ever go out of their way to slow down, reach in their backseat, roll down their window just to say "I'm an idiot and I want you to know"? The nerve of that a-hole. I was so mad and hurt. I rolled down my window and flipped him off and instead of turning at the first available turn like usual, I continued on with my finger out the window the whole time. He sped off and drove up the street. It was almost as if he followed me off the freeway just to do that. Can you even believe that shit? I was absolutely appalled. The only time I say anything to anyone is when they are standing on the corner in a group, protesting. Even then, I don't scream obscenities, I only say "boo" or "your wrong" or sometimes I say "Jesus is gonna be mad at you" (that really gets their goat I bet...). I have one little bumper sticker on my car that says: "defend marriage, vote no on 8", that's it, nothing extreme or radical. Just very simply put. I'm ready to change it and put one that says: "YOUR A DUMB ASS IF YOU THINK YOU CAN RUIN MY DAY BY DRIVING UP NEXT TO ME AND FLASHING YOUR 9 MONTH OLD SIGN THAT SHOWS WHAT A DICK YOU TRULY ARE!!!!"... too wordy?
The other thing that pisses me off is that the friggin' election was in November for Pete's sake! It's July! I mean hello? Are we really starting this fight right now? I guess so. Bring it bitches! I'm down. I'm not even kidding, I'm gonna fight this thing with my powerful bumper sticker abilities and heads will roll. Gay organizers had better start planning this thing because if this dick is holding that sign in his car to drive around town targeting us, what else is up their sleeves? I got involved a little bit this last election, but I'm getting way more involved this time. The organizers were not ready for the challenge that the Mormons brought to us, but they need to work together and get prepared. I had heard some rumours that they were not using very good teamwork to organize so, I may need to make some phone calls... (my Jesus is gonna be mad at you thing is very persuasive to the gay organizers... you can't use it though, it's already patented to me... sorry).
Anyway, that guy was an asshole and a wimp (I had a different choice of word but he's not worthy) because he had to drive off really fast. If I had thought about it, I would have got a license plate number, not to do anything to his car but just to recognize him if I saw him again so I could tell him how I feel and that it's not to late to be "saved". He's probably a closet homo. Wait, not probably, he is or he wouldn't be so mad about it. All I know is look the frick frack out mother lovin' "Yes on 8" bitches because: "I'm here! I'm queer! Get used to it!"... that should be a bumper sticker or at the very least a slogan that gay people can shout at protesters... oh, wait it already is. "Jesus is gonna be mad at you" then.

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I don't dislike Christians. I don't dislike Mormons or Catholics. I don't expect them to dislike me. I was baptized, made my First Holy Communion and I was Confirmed in the Catholic church. I believe in God and Jesus and all of the things that us Catholics are taught on Sundays. I do, however, question things. I do think freely and rely on my brain for some of my decisions and I try not to judge. I call myself a "recovering Catholic" because I no longer feel guilty for every little thing I do and I no longer try to use Jesus or God as my reason for some of my choices.
Logic is something that God gave to us and expects us to use. To say that the Earth was created 2,000 years ago instead of millions of years ago is not logical. To say that dinosaurs don't exist because the Bible doesn't mention them is absurd. I could be incorrect about the Biblical explanation of dinosaurs but I do believe their bones have been recovered from the ground, yes? Some of the religious groups that are trying to change the textbooks in our children's school so that only creationism is taught is very offensive to me. God would like us to have knowledge of ALL possibilities. He wants us to believe in many things, not just one. God is many things and ignorant is probably not one of them. The religion that I follow is Truth, Joy and Love. Whether I am Catholic, Jewish, Mormon or Christian; Truth, Joy and Love are the things that matter. Like a circle, these things need each other. Like mankind needing water, shelter and food.
Too many people follow the Bible literally. The Bible is a book of stories. The meanings behind those stories are sometimes wonderful and worth telling, but some people take these stories as total and complete truth and that is not fair to God. Our creator, whether it is named God or the Higher Power or Buddah or Imagination or Karma, is a fair and loving being. Like a candle off of a flame, we all light our own rooms and using the brain and logic that God gave us is our duty as Humans on this Earth. The leaders of our church's here in the United States need to be careful what they preach, their followers are scared of Hell when Hell is actually right here on Earth and in some peoples hearts. The preachers should stop reading the Bible word for word and start listening to their own logic.
I am worried when I send my children off to school. I want them to be spiritiual and live a life filled with love. I don't want them to be judged by their belief system and I don't want them to be questioned about the deciscions that their parents make. I know that my God loves me and created me the way I am. I know that the God that created me is proud of me and doesn't want me to be "saved" from the things that the Christians call "wrong and deviant and the work of the Devil". My God is funny and clever and loving. My God is the same God that created the Christians who hate and judge me and he is not as happy about their "wrong, deviant and devilish work" as he is about my passion and love for my lifestyle and choices. He forgives them and I pray that they are "saved" from their judgement and passion to dislike me.