Saturday, February 19, 2011

Vegas adventure... oh joy!

Well, fuck it. I lost a follower. Whatever, I'm not bitter. Guess what bitches? Spring soccer has begun. First practice is tomorrow. It's probably going to rain but I don't care, we are practicing!! My job is starting to really suck. My boss is kind of a dick and makes it hard for me to get shit done because he micro manages me to death. My kid is so stressed out he's pulling out his hair and my daughter is starting to like boys way more than I'm ready for. Tonight she's texting a 16 yr old and I'm having heart palpitations. I really didn't think I would be so freaked out about all this but holy shit... I'm not ok with her and boys AT ALL!!! I remember how I was and oh hell no... if she is even close to as bad as I used to be... shoot me now.


ok, i started that a while ago. I'm going to continue where I left off. Daughter... still dating a boy and although i'm horrified, I'm playing it cool so she continues to be honest with us about everything. I trust her... not him but it'll all be fine.

My soccer team is pretty good. We won our first game 4-0 but then got beat really bad in game 2. 0-4. I guess it was a wash... payback maybe.

I just returned from my 3 day Las Vegas convention and had a great time. The first night I started doing Yager shots and passed out before 7 pm. It was really bizarre. I was drinking beer, slowly hittin' the bar where the chick was very informative about good beers and every hour or so, we did a shot. Suddenly I'm winning at the black jack table (up about 50 bucks whatever... ) and then BAM!! I hit the floor and start asking them to take me home (I meant the hotel room... not home, that would take too long), I'm requesting a wheel chair so I wouldn't have to walk to the elevator. It was really embarrassing. Someone took video, nice!! The whole time I'm watching this ridiculous display of behavior on this video footage I'm thinking "wow, I looked really good in that outfit, my arms look so nice in that shirt"... never mind the fact that I'm slurring my words and looking like a jerk off on the floor of the casino... that's how it goes with Yagermeister... one minute your happy, the next your passed out. It's like liquid valium... I musta forgot.

The next night however was much better. Danced and ended up winning $600.00 on a penny slot machine. That sorta made up for the previous night.

Any way... that's my little story. Hope to post again soon. Enjoy my misery. If it makes you feel better about your own life then my work here is done for now.